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Kill the script writers!

Sat Mar 17, 2007, 2:25 AM
Yesterday I saw Troy. From the technical side it wasn't bad. But from the story side...

Firstly - Achilles was hidden in his father's, king Peleus', court, where he was dressed as king's daughter, so he wouldn't go on this war. That was his mother's, Thetis' idea, because she knew that he won't return from Troy. Odysseus, who was sent to find him, tricked him by appearing as a merchant and showing him swords - and a warrior wouldn't stand such temptation :P In the movie, there wasn't such part. Though this I can forgive - it would be hard to make Brad Pitt look like a woman :P

Secondly - Menelaos and Agamemnon survived the war and Helen was brought back to Sparta. Guess what's in the movie.

Thirdly - the Greeks fought at Troy for 10 years. In the movie, it seems like it all ended in 18 days.

Fourthly - Paris shot Achilles in his heel BEFORE taking over the Troy. Not DURING it.

Fifthly - Briseis was the member of the TROYAN ROYAL FAMILY? Well that's news even for Homer!

A little plus is Aeneas appearing in the final movie scene. A little.

  • Mood: Disgust
  • Listening to: "Elements" by Mike Oldfield
  • Reading: Ksiega smokow by Polish sf&f writers
  • Playing: SW: Knights of the Old Republic

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:iconzay-el:
I couldn't even watch that film more than the first 10 minutes...It messes up the whole Greek mythology and that's a serious crime

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:iconfomorian:
I decided to stay and I regreted that...

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:iconhraesvelgr:
I didn't watch it. Just knowing Hollywood was making it was proof enough that the story would be untrue to the mythology. Also, the story they thought to improve turned out really bad, I'm sure.

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:iconfomorian:
You're right... :(

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